Movie of the Day

Hello fellow blog readers and friends, first of all let me apologize for my non existing blog writing for a couple of weeks, was a bit tired up with some stuff, but im back on track yay!

So we're talking about movie of the day, and here it is ..... Sex Drive! is a 2008 comedy film about a high school  graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online. It is based on the novel All the Way, by Andy Behrens. The film was directed by Sean Anders, and stars Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke, Amanda Crew, and Katrina Bowden. James Marsden and Seth Green appear in supporting roles. It was released in North America on October 17, 2008 and in the United Kingdom on January 9, 2009.

This movie is cool, really funny from start to finish, but the hidden meaning of the movie is the stuff that always interests me, I wont spoil the meaning for you if u didnt see the movie, so go rent it NOW you wont be sorry, its a good movie and worth your time.

So guys thank you for reading my blog and i do hope you, tune in next time for more blog reading with yours truely and remember its always better to fall in love with your best friend than some total stranger :)

Gym

Hey everyone! Hope you guys having a good day!

So I went to the gym today and I learned some vital information about myself and other people, like some things you should and should NOT do at the gym.  Most of these things I learnt from experience.  So lets have at it shall we.





Things to do at the Gym

1.  Come prepared to work out hard
2.  Bring your own water or energy drinks, if your not sure you will get any
3.  Always ask for help if you dont know what to do
4.  Use the washroom before you start working out
5.  Always learn to take a break when working out

Things NOT to do at the Gym

1.  Don't think you know everything about the gym and try to teach yourself, when you know nothing!
2.  Don't try and impress someone by doing tooooooooo much especially when I recommended you to come        to the same gym as me, cause you make me look bad too!!
3.  Don't push yourself too much thinking you could go back to Texas looking like Chuck Norris! You might pull a muscle!! (am ok that was me lol)
4.  Don't think you need a towel? YES YOU DO!! Please use it!
5.  Don't laugh at people at the gym because your better in shape than them, Your not perfect!!

So that's it guys, I guess you felt some of my frustration in the "Things Not to do" hehe (cough) anyway thank you for reading and taking the time to support my blog, God Bless you all. And remember, its a Gym not a Mall, so work out already!!

Mission: "Get Fit for 2012"

Hello Readers! And Happy 2012 to you all!! May God continue to bless you for this year and
may it bring success and happiness to your lives!

So its a new year and one of my goals for 2012 is to get fit! I dont wanna be a body builder or anything like that or be able to lift a car up with one hand (ok maybe thats a bit impossible lol) I just want my belly to go down, feel healthy and not be tired when i walk from point A to point B all the time.

First Step! Mental Training, let me explain. Someone can easly say, "I wanna go on a diet" or "I wanna work out and lose some weight" these are all words, so being able to back up your words with actions makes all the difference. I want to approach this in a possitive way and not give up when things get tough with my routine.

Second Step!!! Eat right, OK!!! Thats gonna be a bit of a problem, knowing how much i Love junk food like, burgers, pizzas and stuff annnnnnnnnnnnd Roti! But! For the sake of being healthy and living a long life I will try my best to eat as less of those foods as I humanly can!

Third Step! Excersise, I started the Gym recently and i do alot of aerobics (Soca Style) and alot of Ab excersises so thats a great move. Also I wanna join a soccer group I could play with to keep active, also thinking of another activity that will work the whole body at the same time......hmmm oh well, I will think of something ((wicked grin)).

If you guys have any suggestions or helpful tips for losing weight or eating right dont be afraid to share, I'm not a expert when it comes to this so the more help the better. Well guys thanks again for reading and hope you enjoyed my blog! And remember if anyone calls you fat, its spelt "phat" teehee.

The Office.....For Real!!

Hello Readers!! Firstly I want to say Happy Holidays to you guys and thank you for supporting me in 2011 with my blog, and I promise to give you more to read in 2012 hehe.

Soooo! I am watching "The Office" and its really funny!!! Ok, ok i know I am late and I just starting watching  Season 4, but better late than never eh, this show cracks me up like hell!! Its now my new addiction (next to Lord of the Rings, and someone that some of you may know) ((wink wink)), the actors in this show are perfect for the parts and absolutely nailed the performance of the office in real life lol. Speaking of which, I work in an Office so I know some of the situations in the show could be a real thing, like office relationship, conflicts and meeting STUPID PEOPLE!! If I was to pick someone in The Office series that I would be in real life, I would choose "Jim", he is just like me in the office and the way he approaches things and he has this way that he looks at the Camera when someone says something stupid or weird lol, that makes me wish that a camera man could be in the office where I work lol.

If you guys never saw the series, download it NOW!! You wont regret it, it will change your LIFE..... well maybe not but, it will make you laugh hehe, well thank you for reading my blog today, and I hope it made you laugh or inspired to read more of my blogs, look out next year for a new blog look, out with the old and in with the new and remember just because your not the sharpest pencil on the desk doesnt mean you not 'write'. Lol.

Are you done yet???

Hello Readers!!! I'm saying a special hello to all the shoppers who loves to go from store to store to store and look at every single item in the store..... and look....another store, lets go see what they have....and guess what? Their not alone, they take their husbands or boyfriends or sons along for the ride as well, sometimes I cant believe how strong their concentration is on shopping, that they almost forget they didn't come alone lol, (I call us non-shoppers, bag carriers) oh and some advise to all the non-shoppers out there, please eat something before u leave home, or carry a snack with you, because asking a shopper "Hey babe, can we get something to eat?" ((the air around u stops blowing, and everyone stops moving, like the world was suddenly put on pause and the shopper turns around slowly and looks at you with fire in her eyes and says.... "no")) lol ok ok, that was too much hehe, But anyway I think I have a solution for non-shoppers, for every female store, they should install a music, game or tools store! Yay, that would help balance the equation right? Or, for every female store, install a "men's waiting area" and in that area, there will be a tv, games, magazines so they wont be like this........

Men dying of waiting Lol

My heart goes out to these poor men, who has to suffer from the waiting and waiting, I don't know how many survived but please lets have a moment of silence for these courageous men..........OK! 

Well guys, again thank you for reading my blog and i wish everyone a good day or night, and remember if your wife ever tells you, "hey babe lets go look for a shoe for me" carry a snack hehe

Men Crave sex more than Women!!!

Hello Readers!!

We're talking about sex drives between men and women and who has more desires for it! Through my personal experiences, from the age when boys started saying, "I like you, can I kiss you" and "hey baby, you're sweeter than honey" (lol i actually said that when i was younger)   we men would think about it at least once, twice........ok ok prob five times a day. It doesnt take much for a guy to be tempted for it, from a simple smile from a female or flirtation or just a wayward random thought will make us wish we could get it now! Its a natural feeling we have, like hunger for food just three time stronger lol.

Women on the other hand, i cant speak for them because i dont know how they think (who knows) but what I do know is women don't think about sex more than men BUT they do think about being romanced! There is no woman in the world that haven't at least once thought about being wooed by a man...... flowers on the front door on his arrival to take her out to a night of candle night dinner and charming words of romance to a lovely candle scented room of petals on the floor and soothing music in the background while dancing away into the night then.......... THE END! Seriously! there's no more but credits coming down the screen! Come on ladies tell me if I'm wrong, that's the fantasy right there lol.

Oh look i have proof that men crave it more then women!!! feast your eyes!!

Sex Drive: How do Men and Women compare

by: Richard Sine

Study after study illustrates that men's sex drives are not only stronger than women's, but much more straightforward. The sources of women's libidos, by contrast, are much more difficult to pin down.

It's common wisdom that women place more value on emotional connection as a spark of sexual desire. But women also appear to be heavily influenced by social and cultural factors as well.

"Sexual desire in women is extremely sensitive to environment and context," says Edward O. Laumann, PhD, a professor of sociology at the University of Chicago and lead author of a major survey of sexual practices, The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States.

 I did my Home work!!! Anyway people thank you for reading my blog and supporting the forge cause, and remember when you see a guy staring into space, he aint looking for a star lol.

Hate those STUPID questions

Hello Readers!!

So would you all agree with me if i said, they should make a law against stupid questions? Like for instance, everyone should have at least ONE stupid question per day, and if you exceed the limit you (the victim of stupidity) should be able to knock them over with a bat (the source of stupidity)......well that's just me lol.

Here are five questions I have been asked in my life and probably the last few days ago, (oh wait lets make this interesting, I'm going to add a stupid answer to the question, its my sarcastic nature).

Q:  Hey, what are you doing here, did you come to watch a movie?
A:  No, I came to watch people eat pop corn

Q:  Hey, are you sleeping? 
A:  No, I just thought I would close my eyes to get away from you

Q:  Hey, are you on the phone?
A:  No, this is just me talking to myself

Q:  So does that sign mean its the male washroom?
A:  No, that's where women go when they're horny

Q:  So your a Graphic Artist right, so can u make logos?
A:  No!! but i can draw an "L" and put it on your forehead!!!!!!

Yep that's what I'm talking about, sigh....Anyway guys thanks for reading my blog, be safe and enjoy your day/night, and remember next time someone asks you a stupid question, dont be surprised if I appear from no where and crack that person on the head!!!